Sitemap - 2009 - Through a Hedge Backward
Ringing it in with food, family, and films (also, a snuggie that I got for Christmas)
Isn't she lovely? I'd go so far as to say she's wonderful.
Guest Post: Notes from the Sasquatch on the Couch
Now I know why Scrooge was such an angry, bitter little man
In which I compare myself to Amanda Peet (re: appearance, not financials)
No, Aunt Bethany, those are Christmas lights
Spreading holiday cheer one insult at a time
Turning and turning in the widening gyre ... Surely some revelation is at hand
Important text messaging from Sicky McSickerson, who is clearly languishing
Strange things are happening to me
Somebody hand me the Tylenol PM
Perhaps eenie meenie miney moe is the best route
"Watch husband get sexually assaulted by random woman" was not on my list
The sad part is, it's only a fraction of what we paid for all that crap
Today I googled "How to deal with a grumpy toddler"
Teacher's soon-to-be-very-slender pet
Does anyone know how to diagnose a broken toe?
An epic tale. One for the books.
I'm carbo loading. Bacon is a carb, right?
T minus 3 days and counting...
To the Sylvias of the world: How to bother nobody
On the advice of counsel, I claim to have no recollection of this
Book Talk Quad: The I'm Too Lazy to Insert Covers Edition
It wouldn't have been as bad if the setting didn't resemble Deliverance so much
For doing my homework, I will award myself one Schrute buck
A spectacular Fail of a lunch break*
Straight after this, I'm going to go take my fiber supplement. With prune juice.
Want to know what I looked like on August 7, 2004?
An Email Exchange, or She's No Angel Either
My mother will probably scold me for this
And that, as they say, is that
Um, this is sort of awesome...
Believe it or not, my legs are paler than this in winter
The dresser's gold trim made the whole thing even classier
I imagine this is how Brangelina's children must treat them
The last virgin of our generation
I'm only posting this because, after giving birth, I have nothing left to feel embarassed about
Lesson: Leaves are never squishy
Did you know that one of my bloggy friends is a style guru?
Harry Potter Opening Night Synopsis. NO SPOILER ALERT
Unfit, or maybe just ill-fitting
One of only a few things that I am Not The Best At
His endearing qualities almost make up for the 15 pounds of fur he sheds every three days
An Evening With Greatness, Part 2
Exercising really is a mood lifter
An Evening With Greatness, Part 1
Book Talk Twofer: In the Heart of the Sea, and Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim
These things kept me awake last night, so far is the extent of my crazy
Apparently he's been playing self-help tapes while I sleep
All you guys out there, bear with me. There'll be a swimsuit shot at the end.
If you're going to walk a mile in my shoes, rest assured they'll be comfortable ones
This morning she woke me up with this: "We didn't break it, but..."
TMI. Too Much Information. I used to say "Don't go there," but that's just lame.
And this is pretty much how the whole thing has gone
Things I love about Craigslist, in points
One of my more endearing qualities
PHEW, that's one less thing to worry about.
If you were wondering what that screeching sound was yesterday...
Have I ever told you how I feel about toilets?
A bicycle built for...the whole family, apparently
Grab a few hankies before you go
"Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow?"
I prefer Snickers to bloodletting
A Northern Irishishm: Faffing around
A veritable bastion of knowledge
How saving a kitten can backfire
Mr. Subtlety: Turtle Cheesecake Edition
This is why we try to keep conversation to a minimum after 10 p.m.
Let's not forget the policewomen too
A half-step is 50% of a whole step
I never thought it would happen to me
If the shoe fits...I probably selected it for you
The boy has a lot of love to give
Everything You Wanted to Know About Being Erin K. Etheridge, Editor
I can't eat crab legs, though; the shell cracking makes me dizzy
A Weekend of Wii and Other Pastimes
Advice from some of the world's greatest sports figures
How to measure time using a camera and a hat
I think he might have a concussion right now
It came like a lightning bolt from the sky
I'm going to start vetting his reading material
An Original Joke, or The Beginning and End of My Career in Standup
The Big Reveal: St. Paddy's Day '09
"I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated."
He doesn't understand the finer points of my humor
Parenting brings a whole new list of topics to argue about to the table
A dialogue on physical challenges
In which, compared to Clint Eastwood, I look like an old fogey
Seeing foxes: A baby lives here
Not only do I look like her, I also sing like her
Apropos of nothing in particular
Can you tell I'm not Catholic? Nor anchored in time, apparently.
I was what the Irish call a "Granny Mush" or a "Ginny Ann"
The following presentation is not for children under 13
My Week in a Nutshell, or How I Ended Up in a Nuthouse
He has my heart in a stranglehold
Sometimes it's better to show as well as tell
Words from the President spoken at the National Prayer Breakfast
A Crisis of Conscience, Part 2
A Crisis of Conscience, Part 1
Baby Jokes: A Study in Absurdism
Fierce Beagle Weekend Edition: Breaking News
Not only are they awesome, but they've also embraced technology. Rock. On.
I hope to one day be this clever
What is it about celebrities that causes them to frequently end up in lists?
It's like how pinching can be a sign of affection
In which I present a strong case for ammending the U.S. Employment Laws
You can't always get what you want...or can you?
I married him because he's so sensitive
Proof that I'm a hopeless expounder
A List of Things at Which I Fail
Please excuse me while I go all Oprah for a moment
Sometimes it's less a sign that you're getting old, and more a sign that THEY are