Frazzled, in points
Last night I dropped a gallon of milk on Ethan's shag rug.
After tiling our bathroom floor (which must set for at least 12 hours), Noah realized that he left the alarm clock on the side of the tub at the far end of the room.
I'm growing out some of the shorter layers in my hair to change the style a little, and it's at one of those "No matter what you do it's probably going to look stupid" stages.
In an attempt to Do Something About My Hair, I bought some new shampoo and conditioner. When I got home, I realized that the conditioner was half-empty. So if you see someone out there with gloriously flowing hair, who doesn't also have the hair product packaging to back it up, you're probably looking at a conditioner theif.
In response to a helpful email from my mom's friend, I accidentally sent an email that read, simply, "fart." Not even capitalized. I haven't seen this woman in about eight years.
Noah sent me a text that said "I'm not familiar." I have no idea what that's in reference to, but somehow, I can relate.
We've been to Lowes Home Improvement so many times in the past two weeks that...actually, that's it. We've been to Lowes Home Improvement SO MANY TIMES IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS.
Despite the fact that @ariali told me that she underestimated her DIY bathroom reno by a week and $500, guess what I did? Underestimated our DIY bathroom reno by a week and $500. Actually, what I did was underestimate Noah's lust for new tools by about $500. (Okay, maybe not quite that much. But still.) "I consider it a start-up cost," he says.
Despite having "Bath" as one of it's key selling points, the selection of bathroom hardware at Bed, Bath and Beyond is disappointingly dissapointing. Really, BB&B? Only ONE double towel bar?
Character-building moment: Try using water-based paint on a chair rail that you've just caulked. With waterproof caulk.
Last night I had trouble getting to sleep. The sheets felt rumpled, and the dog furry radiator refused to sleep anywhere but on my legs. Also, my underwear was uncomfortable (darn you, Old Navy and your crappy elastic!).