And now, for my 320th post...
If you've watched The Wire, you'll understand where this came from. Clue: Rhymes with McSchmulty.
Me: I just want you to know something.
Noah: Okay...
Me: If you ever cheat on me with some hot young thing, I will take you for all you're worth. The house, the kid, everything.
Noah: That sounds reasonable to me...
Me: Good.
Noah: ...as long as she's really hot.