Sitemap - 2012 - Through a Hedge Backward
Oliver's birth story, and big brother Ethan
Comic relief, or Colic relief, depending on who's typing
I haven't kicked the bucket, but I've definitely thrown it around a lot
"How big of a disaster is this, on a scale of 9 to 10?" —Joan Callamezzo
Sweet love, the icy North, and a burgeoning artist
A birthday's not a birthday without sausage dip and a preschooler's dirty jokes
An unexpected sashimi situation
I had to channel my inner slender French princess, but I got there eventually
How have I never seen this before?!
New additions, Or Reasons why I'm tiiiiiiiiirreeeed today
Costume jewelry, shattered hearts, and an Amish family made of iron
With his startling attention to detail and specificity, it's no wonder he's an analyst
Must Maintain Drink: two brief morality tales from The Big Easy
Lines written about a gyrating preschooler
Complaining about minor inconveniences and top-quality dental care is my birthright as an American
Nailed it, Or Ethan still thinks I can leap tall buildings in a single bound
He could be a presidential candidate, with his ability to redirect apropos of nothing
Put simply, they're more comfortable the closer they get to your armpits
Secrets, lies and oral hygiene
One reason to love Pensacola: Sunday afternoons at the beach
I'm not vacationing in Florida, like I thought; apparently, I've retired here
Back to the normal kind of depression