Sitemap - 2011 - Through a Hedge Backward
The pack is diminished, for a time
I've dreaded out my hair and answer only to "Captain Crazy Eyes"
Like most advisors, I can trust his judgment about half the time
I see too much of myself in Liz Lemon
Go the 4^(% to Sleep, a one-woman off-Broadway show
You know the old adage, "Loneliness is next to drunkenness"
How about I probably punch you in the face
If Who's on third, who's in the castle? And who is Who's mother?
Woe to those who would use him as a paid informant
400 words on pen pals, tennis, butt picking, The Office, and emotional eating
What happens when the comedienne loses her jokes
Three things that are trying to kill me
If I was a mentee, but my mentor is now my friend, does that make me de-mented?
Different but parallel wavelengths
In the darkness, the monsters live
Tips for the appropriate year-round use of National Lampoon's Chrismas Vacation quotes, Part 3
Espionage, Julie Andrews, and me
Tips for the appropriate year-round use of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes, Part 2
Just when you think you know something
I hear this is how Al Capone started out
Things I like by people I love
Hopefully "Studies in Robot Elimination" will be available by the time he gets to the Ivy League
Life Without You: The next three days
Life Without You: The first three days
The book Affected me; its Effect was depression
My next sermon will be on the mysteries of creation
With Liberty and Justice for All
Pretending, that beautiful art
Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.
Seattle, Part the First (written on 4/1)
I know, cry me a river, right?
Fierce Beagle Giveaway: $60 to CSN Stores!
You, too, can benefit from my neuroses!
The scariest bathroom scene since What Lies Beneath (Because I refuse to watch Psycho)
I attribute this mania to the sunshine and also the government
Yet another in the endless battles of North and South: U.S. regions, Ireland, Korea, Back Yards
If you are what you eat, then I'm headed in an unfortunate direction
A horrible crime has been committed
Boys are so creative. Wait, is 'creative' the right word?
Don't even start me on the postal system right now
Who says I'm a one-trick pony?
Maybe Jake Gittes would have the answer