You can take the boy out of college, but you can't take the college out of the boy
Erin: Where are all my comfy pants? I'm going to be forced to walk around in my underwear.
Noah: You have to stop wearing them once and putting them in the wash.
Erin: I don't just wear my comfy pants once!
Noah: Look at mine! They're filthy.
* * * * *
Erin: Why do you have the water running so hard?
Noah: I only wash my hands like twice a month, so really I'm saving water.
* * * * *
Erin: When I picked up Ethan today, he was wearing a striped shirt and plaid pants. I guess he got his other clothes dirty and that's all they had.
Noah: No, that's what I dressed him in.
Erin: But, babe, that doesn't match.
Noah: But they both had blue in them!
[The next day.]
Erin: Ethan's daddy dressed him yesterday.
Daycare teachers: We know. We always know when the daddies dress them.
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[Noah rummages through laundry basket and takes out a t-shirt.]
Erin: Is that clean?
Noah: Hold on...let me do the sniff test. [Inhales a big whiff.] Maybe not.