Seeing as I'm apparently a ridiculous overachiever when it comes to vacation planning, you'll probably hear from me before next Monday

 Abe Lincoln: Classic Overachiever. Still made time for theater while abolishing slavery; led to downfall.

Tomorrow morning we leave for a five-day trip to Washington, D.C., and Annapolis.

Today I went to Costco, cleaned the house, had our new Pest Control Guy come and spray for ants, babysat for two hours, and painted the back deck. All hopped up on NSAIDs, because I have a strained back from the Olympic July 4th Celebration. I am not. even. kidding.

Guys, there's something wrong with me.