Second grade just isn't what it used to be

The other day Noah encouraged his second graders to ask him questions by writing them on pieces of paper and handing them in. That way they could feel free to ask anything they wanted.

The following four "questions" were among his favorites, and should give you a little insight into what American seven-year-olds are wondering about these days.

"Once I was watching Dr. Phil and there was this Lady and she drank alcohol and one day she slept in her back yard and started Barking."

"Could monkeys get drunk?"

"what happens when they sneek behind you and atack then tie you up and duck tape your mouth and put you in a river."

"have you ever arsted somebody that ate too much drags?"

As to the monkey question, I smell a second science experiment!