One of these things is not like the other one; one of these things just doesn't belong...
Found in the trunk of a car reported stolen:
video game console with attached cords
video game console controllers
one copy of Madden '09
empty magazine for AK-47 assault rifle
Back when I was young, when we got into arguments while playing Super Mario Brothers 3, we'd just yell at each other and stomp out.
Kids these days.