On Hunting
Noah: I've been thinking it would be cool if I got a rifle.
Erin: Um ... what?
Noah: You know. I could learn to use it and go hunt a deer for its meat and get someone to dress it.
Erin: Yeah ... I guess you could.
Noah: Besides, I love veal.
Erin: You mean venison?
Noah: ...
Erin: ...
Noah: Maybe I should just find a cow to shoot.