I'll endure her criticism, but only because of the free dinner

Me: Noah, do you wish I had a better face?

Noah: I love your face.

Mom, butting in: Even though it's not clean?

Me: How dare you.

Mom: Did you take a shower today?

Me: ...No.

Mom: See?

Me: I was too busy carting you around town.

Mom: You took me to Walgreens.

Me: Exactly.